Friday, November 03, 2006

And we think we're smarter than they are?

Michael (while practicing giving an IQ Test to Alec): "Why do we put stamps on envelopes?"

Alec (totally exhausted from this enterprise, they've been at it for hours): "To pay the Postal Workers' salaries...Well, actually, that's why we BUY them. We PUT them on our mail so the Postal Workers will TAKE our mail and not THROW IT AWAY."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, the WISC-IV. I give this one regularly to unsuspecting individuals. If Michael has any questions about giving IQ tests, give me a call. :)

Also, I love the family constitution. What a great idea!

Anonymous said...

Alec I can empathize with you. I have been Michael's guniea pig before. Ask him about the police academy (searching a house and "quick draws").

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